How am I supposed to get Elmo down from the roof?
Said to a group of youngsters who threw one of the stuffed animals a bit too far.
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There are no swords in dancing!
Said to a three-year-old who was madly slicing the air with his plastic sword while dancing.
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Awww, look he has a little marshmallow in his head.
Said to a three-year-old who stuffed a marshmallow into a toy’s transparent plastic head.
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Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian visitors from Never Eat Dinosaur!
Wishbones pieces are not swords!
Said to two boys engaged in a “bone fight” at the table.
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Where’s your nose? You have to look after it if you want it for the play.
Said by a mom asking her son about his fake nose/mustache.
Submitted by Martha M
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And this is why you need to keep eyes out of your nose!
Said by a mother after her child frantically came running over saying “Help me get the eye out of my nose!! There’s an eye up my nose!” She calmly helped him blow a craft googly eye out of his right nostril and then uttered these words to live by.
Submitted by Lisa W
Posted in Parent to child
So, took a while off from posting on the blog but definitely continued to make Never Eat a Dinosaur moments. Don’t forget to send yours along so we can post them here.
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We’ll just scrape all the eyes together for now.
Said upon discovering a scattering of crafty googly eyes while trying to leave the house for an appointment.
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